Shawn ([info]inscrutable) wrote,
2005-07-22 10:45:00
You know, this country's fear and hatred of the nipple (even a pixelated, have to hack into the game to see nipple) never ceases to bewilder me.

"And here's a game where you run around, commit violent crime, kill people, steal their cars, beat up ol ladies, put on a full gimp suit and beat people to death with a giant purple dildo, steal more cars, sell crack, smoke crack and beat up ho's."
"Oh that's cool."
"Oh and there's a nipple."
"OMGWTF TEHDEVIL!!!! MUST DESTROIY!!!!"

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[info]communique

July 22 2005, 15:54:23 UTC 6 years ago

hahaha. so true. a friends husband once spent an entire night running around getting blowjobs and then killing the hookers with a baseball bat to get his money back (in the game). maybe i'm old-fashioned, but i find that more disturbing than titties.

[info]inscrutable

July 22 2005, 16:11:43 UTC 6 years ago

Hey as long as you don't see a nipple while that's going on, it's ok.

[info]limeyfellow

July 22 2005, 16:29:50 UTC 6 years ago

It just proofs what bad Christians these people are when the bible tells us that breasts should be looked at and fondled all the time. We need more nipples not less. Its just sexism with all the topless men and no topless women. It goes to that old bullshit where they used to bath fully clothed so they didn't go to hell tripe of the past. We need more boobies!

[info]innocent_man

July 22 2005, 16:30:00 UTC 6 years ago

Makes it bloody annoying to me especially, because I want to like Hillary, I really do. And then she does the anti-tittie crusade. Sigh.

[info]inscrutable

July 22 2005, 16:37:39 UTC 6 years ago

See, I've never particularly liked Hillary, and not for the idiot right wing "She's a woman who wants to be president and she's power hungry and was running the show and get back in the kitchen woman!" reasons. Much like say Dick Gephart, she's always just rubbed me the wrong way.

[info]dgg

July 22 2005, 16:46:30 UTC 6 years ago

This is the main difference between us Canadians and you Americans

Canadians: High tolerance to sex and alcohol. Low tolerance to violence

Americans: Low tolerance to sex and alcohol. High tolerance to violence

[info]amokk

July 22 2005, 21:19:50 UTC 6 years ago

We were founded by religious nutjobs who got kicked out of their countries for being too religious. Then they got here and had to defend themselves in the wild. Thus, sex and vices and etc. are bad, but killing things has to be acceptable.

It's just the way we was raised. ;)

[info]limeyfellow

July 23 2005, 00:43:49 UTC 6 years ago

Are they still teaching that bull about the pilgrims? Sickening. There were only 25 of them who landed when they went to the wrong place anyway. You're right they were sick pyschos but most the reason they came to the americas was gold rather than looking for freedom of worship. It amazes me that they still tell that complete fictious account of the pilgrims, though they did do cool things like rob graves, turn to cannibalism and give the plague to the natives who town they took over thereby killing 96% of the natives off. They praised it to as an act of God proofing their godliness. Nowadays we just call people like that Jerry Falwell and Pat Buchanan.

[info]amokk

July 23 2005, 02:51:19 UTC 6 years ago

We have more religious nutjobs than just the Pilgrims.

Anonymous

June 1 2006, 22:43:40 UTC 6 years ago

It could be worse....

Slimeyfellow: Of course...there is only one thing worse than Protestants freeing themselves from a corrupt, Catholic Tyrannical government, still pissed off at the fact that Martin Luther put the Kabosh on their racket, right matey? This: The Fact it made us neighbors with a bunch of granola eating socialist Canadian pussies living in a state of blissful ignorance to the fact evil does in fact exist. On second thought, maybe one thing.... being associated with a rat like Tony Blair might be a close second. Of course there is the French, but I will cut them some slack in this conversation, (just today) for the sole reason they helped us.

[info]innocent_man

July 22 2005, 23:02:12 UTC 6 years ago

I should go to Canadia. With my high tolerance to violence from being American and my high tolerance to sex from being a lech, I could RULE!

(No tolerance at all to alcohol, dammit. Lightweight.)

[info]inscrutable

July 23 2005, 00:05:37 UTC 6 years ago

Plus, if you watch Dave Atell's Insomniac, you'll learn that Canadian chicks are totally hot, and Canadian guys are complete dorks!

(Incidently, this was also the case I noticed when I went to Greece a few years back.)

[info]amokk

July 23 2005, 02:52:30 UTC 6 years ago

Dave Atell rules all.
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